Nothing like a bitter comment from an aged rock star, eh?
Noel Gallagher is definitely not a One Direction fan.
Yep, Noel Gallagher has stuck the boot into One Direction saying that they are ‘pretty f**king dreadful’ and ‘murdered’ Blondie with their version of One Way or Another.
Despite the track hitting the number one spot and raising a stupid amount of money for charity, the Oasis star still is very much unimpressed.
Ranting *ahem* speaking to GQ magazine, Noel said: "Pretty f**king dreadful, the music is. I can't get my head round pop music. It's all on the same frequency.”
"It all seems designed to aggravate my teeth. You know music that makes your teeth hurt?”
Er, we reckon you might want to go see a dentist if this carries on.
Noel Gallagher has gone all ranty on the subject of One Direction.
Still, Gallagher continued: "Everybody's winning out of it. One Direction aren't working in the local f**king Costcutter, so they're winning.”
"The geezer who's writing the f**king s**t tunes - he's winning. He's got f**king new houses coming out of his earholes.”
"The record company are winning - 'cos they're all getting their f**king bonuses at Christmas.
"The young 12-year-old girls are winning because one day they might actually grow up to give one of them a blowjob. They're all winning. No-one's losing.”
Well, apart from the people with hurty teeth, surely?
"The only people who are losing are idiots like me at 9.30 in the morning when you're trying to get the kids out the door for school, and they're f**king murdering one of Blondie's songs," the former Oasis star added.
Ah yes, just as we thought.
Plus, it wasn’t just One D that were in for a Gallagher tongue lashing, Radio One was also in for a kicking.
"There's a lack of soul on Radio 1. I mean, what is going to be the future of chart music?" he added.
We're not sure Noel but for the meantime there is always Radio 2? Much less hurty for your teeth.
Noel Gallagher is definitely not a One Direction fan. Yep, Noel Gallagher has stuck the boot into One Direction saying that they are ‘pretty f**king dreadful’ and ‘murdered’ Blondie with their version of One Way or Another.
Despite the track hitting the number one spot and raising a stupid amount of money for charity, the Oasis star still is very much unimpressed.
Ranting *ahem* speaking to GQ magazine, Noel said: "Pretty f**king dreadful, the music is. I can't get my head round pop music. It's all on the same frequency.”
"It all seems designed to aggravate my teeth. You know music that makes your teeth hurt?”
Er, we reckon you might want to go see a dentist if this carries on.
Noel Gallagher has gone all ranty on the subject of One Direction. Still, Gallagher continued: "Everybody's winning out of it. One Direction aren't working in the local f**king Costcutter, so they're winning.”
"The geezer who's writing the f**king s**t tunes - he's winning. He's got f**king new houses coming out of his earholes.”
"The record company are winning - 'cos they're all getting their f**king bonuses at Christmas.
"The young 12-year-old girls are winning because one day they might actually grow up to give one of them a blowjob. They're all winning. No-one's losing.”
Well, apart from the people with hurty teeth, surely?
"The only people who are losing are idiots like me at 9.30 in the morning when you're trying to get the kids out the door for school, and they're f**king murdering one of Blondie's songs," the former Oasis star added.
Ah yes, just as we thought.
Plus, it wasn’t just One D that were in for a Gallagher tongue lashing, Radio One was also in for a kicking.
"There's a lack of soul on Radio 1. I mean, what is going to be the future of chart music?" he added.
We're not sure Noel but for the meantime there is always Radio 2? Much less hurty for your teeth.
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